so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
two words...techno handjob
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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