We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
of course. lets lasso hookers.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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