Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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