: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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