even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)