Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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