i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Randomize