Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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