I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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