I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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