You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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