He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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