Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The air was thick with penises
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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