so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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