Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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