How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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