i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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