waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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