Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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