So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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