um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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