Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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