I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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