eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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