Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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