I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
You work out of a Hotel?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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