That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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