Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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