My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
smell my finger.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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