btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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