Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
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I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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