Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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