Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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