What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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