Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I smell stomach acid.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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