i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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