That's intense
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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