everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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