hotel room ftw
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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