I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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