thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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