hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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