so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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