I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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