And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize