normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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