where does the pee come out of this thing
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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