What should our trivia night team be named?
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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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