Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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