This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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