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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You are a booty call, not a friend.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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