:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
