So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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