I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize