She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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