Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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